I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
when someone likes and reblogs ur selfie then follows you
NO SHUT UP IT DOESN’T MATTER WHEN A PERSON STARTS WATCHING A SHOW, OR HOW MANY EPISODES THEY’VE SEEN, OR WHETHER THEY CAN NAME EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE CAST AND CREW OR NOT - IF THEY LIKE THE SHOW THEN THEY ARE A FAN, SO STOP BEING A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FUCKING ENJOY SOMETHING WITHOUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVING AROUND IT OKAY
The Golden Trio
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
me and my twin brother were chilling out surfing the intranet and i was humming mambo number 5 in my head and then suddenly he said “MAMBO NUMBER 5” really loud and wow 10/10 would recommend having a twin
This entire Twitter account is basically me.
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
YES. HELLO. I AM HERE FOR THE SMASHING OF BROS.
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me