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eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

The blonde says his name is Herman.
Herman.

noahs-snark:

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

The blonde says his name is Herman.

Herman.

1 hour ago +24,381 notes

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

1 hour ago +591,230 notes
joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

6 hours ago +200,971 notes
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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

6 hours ago +611,679 notes

stayxrad:

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me 

6 hours ago +9,997 notes
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parkingstrange:

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

*has a heart attack*

6 hours ago +188,324 notes

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

6 hours ago +110,195 notes

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

6 hours ago +453,827 notes

heartattackle:

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

and a coupon for 10% off.

6 hours ago +1,004,382 notes
ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

6 hours ago +258,821 notes
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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

9 hours ago +1,635,393 notes
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